What's so wrong with TV?

I don't know why more people don't let children watch horror movies. They're just PACKED ful of useful tidbits of knowledge..I watched horror movies with my dad and I turned out GREAT!

10. Genetically engineered sharks don't make great pets- Sorry Dani

9. Being bit by a monkey can have disasterous results for you.

8. Changing your name doesn't ACTUALLY stop your crazy serial killer brother from finding you again--but then neither does stabbing or shooting him...

7. Baby dolls are ridiculously scary! That's why I don't play with them.

6. Never talk to clowns in a sewer, especially when they sound like Tim Curry. They're probably just rip your arm off.
5. Someone told me once that "babies bounce" as a way to telling me that babies are resilient--but when their heads start spinning that's NOT a good thing.

4. When you dog dies...get a new one. Some how I don't really think that burying my hamster in an Indian Burial ground isn't going to end well for me.
3. Never stay in ANY place named "Perfection"...that's just asking for trouble

2. Always get a bigger boat

1. When your house tells you to "GET OUT"...leave your shit and go!